edgeworth fancam
You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
im well aware my bigass tail is lifting up my skirt. not sorry. be thankful you can see my ass and nuts. ok?
This is the energy we need to take through the rest of the year and the next... Beat they ass 2024

call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me
Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what "twink" means
I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of "twink" came up and they more or less were like, "yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying 'f*g' raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink' when they want to say 'f*g' but it's obvious what they want to say when they say the word," and like, that's basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.
Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say "lubed up jockstrap wrestling" at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid
Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

idk if ofthers get it but the latest surge in swifties feels exactly like if people suddenly got really into justin bieber again














not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day